I am on week 2 of my diet and I WANT SUGAR, NOWWWW!!!! I'm doing a somewhat low-carb thing. Basically, I'm just trying to cut back on sugar in general and anything white (bread, rice, pasta, etc.). I had a hamburger for lunch...legal: meat, lettuce, onion, mayo, cheese; illegal: bread. Now, I hadn't had ANYTHING to eat today by the time lunch rolled around, and I am allowed to eat *some* carbs or my brain would shrivel uplike a cumquat on a windowsill, so I ate the bun included. Now, I just want gooey sticky chocolatey blissfully sexually wonderful sweets. I saw a commercial for something...Kool Whip? Chips Ahoy? Anyway, they made this chocolatey cake thing where you put a chocolate chip cookie in the bottom of the muffin tin and then cover it with chocolate cake mix. It makes this delectable little muffin/cake concotion with a gooey middle. And then they put Kool Whip on top. Bastards.
Off to drink a Diet Coke.