Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Calling all lurkers...

If you've been hiding in the shadows, reading this blog in secret spurts of naughty pleasure, why not pop out and say hi?? Kinda like that asscrack a few posts back.

How did you end up here, reader?? Do you come here often? Can I buy you a drink? Would you like some suga?

On tv: Pamela Anderson on Ellen....she's in a show called Stacked. It's about a bookstore worker. This is total blasphemy, in my opinion.
Music of choice: Whatever's on satellite radio...preferably the Mix station.

13 comments:

  1. Uh-oh. Are you implying that you don't look like Pamela Anderson?? I'm not sure if I can visit here anymore if you don't.....

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  2. She's a cheap whore. If a Pam Anderson doll is ever released onto the market, it better come with its own herpe cream and plastic vomit. White nose powder sold separately.

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  3. You're saying Andi's a cheap whore? What? I'm so confused...

    Would the doll come with its own little video camera and Tommy Lee doll, or are they separate too?

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  4. LMAO, Dena! At least two bottles of herpes cream, and hair extensions for good measure.

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  5. Don't think I'm pathetic -- but I attempted to watch Stacked. I thought "wouldn't be great if they made the hot girl really SMART and that would actually require Pam A. to act. But, alas, she was dumb as ever and the chubby girl, who (of course) works the coffe bar, is left with witty comments and brains -- poor girl!

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  6. geezzz -- I can't spell before morning coffee. And by the way I don't know who blogger tracks time -- here in Georgia its 8:35am

    Amanda A.

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  7. You're not pathetic. I caught the last five minutes or so after I got done watching that Da Vinci Code Dateline, and I was disappointed that she didn't get to be smart or witty. I guess that'd just be too big a stretch!

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  8. are we kidding here?? I don't think Pamela Anderson knows how to act at ALL. She is just her natural self, which is why she lands all the dumb blonde roles. Sometimes I think she doesn't know she's acting...she just thinks EVERYBODY gets followed around with a camera and these are actual jobs she's performing....

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  9. I watched it last night. Wasn't that great. I laughed some, but I think it was more of a "I can't believe how stupid this is." And I really hated how they had a chubby girl and used her chubbiness as a joke. Like that is all a fat girl is good for. Really dumb stuff.

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  10. Due to the Pamela Anderson conversation [1] I decided you might like this link to a story about Jordan, who is having her breasts reduced, much to the dismay of the sun[2]. Jordan, for those of you who are lucky enough not to have heard of her, is famous for her huge frontage, and for getting together with Peter Andre on I'm a Celebrity get me out of here.

    1 - Almost typed voncersation there. Wierd.

    2 - Probly not work safe coz it shows what she is getting reduced. Depending on where you work of course.

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  11. Heather,
    I didn't get to see the chubby girl, but from the sounds of it, it would've pissed me off.

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  12. Fence,
    That is a hilarious article!! And those are some large boobs.

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