A few things almost 100% guaranteed to produce mad snark in the next 12-24 hours:
I'm reading Bachelor Girl: A Social History of Living Single, and by page 29 it's already got this feminist in convulsions. Singleness has been given a bad bad case of the stigma-warts.
I bought the new issue of Utne....lights and sounds from heaven shine down on my copy, twinkling and pulsating appropriately.
We're going to Memphis on vacation!!!! So, yeah, that doesn't make me snarky, but it does get me very excited!