I'm a comment whore, and I freely admit it. I'll suck and blow for a dozen comments or so. Boom-chicka-boom-bicka-wau-wau (porn music).
Ever since I installed the damn counter I've become a slave to the numbers. For a good run there I was averaging 60-70 visitors a day, and now I'm down to 50-some-odd. Now, this shouldn't be a problem, but I find myself feeling nauseous and looking for a paper bag to hyperventilate in (maybe that's a little bit of a stretch) because my numbers ARE GOING DOWN like a nympho on the Titanic. There's some sort of wonderfully addictive satisfaction in knowing that people are stopping by...whether they stay for a piece of snark or not. Alas, I fear I've become too much of a number whore, though. Thinking of stopping by my blog? If you need some incentive I'll discount you some crank and tweak your crumpets.
It's not healthy. Maybe I should uninstall the counter. I'm beginning to judge my entries by the number of visitors here. I'm judging myself by the entries I post. Why don't as many people love me today?? This week? Where are the readers???? WHY aren't they coming!!! STOP THE MADNESS!!!!
...taking a bow.....