A list of things that made today far more trouble than it was worth:
My boss was an hour late leaving me all of the opening duties.
Story time - 34 screaming ankle-biters, two of which were lost and I had to help them find their good-for-shit mommy who was happily perusing the fiction section instead of watching her brood.
My boss was nowhere to be found during story time. 200 books checked in in about 30 mins and all three phone lines ringing like funeral bells.
I was asked to stay an hour later than scheduled because BossLady can't seem to work a calendar.
The zipper on my oh-so-cute capris morphed into a full-on wardrobe malfunction an hour before I left work. I had to use safety pins and prayer to keep my ass from making its debut.
TV: Why bother?
Music: John Mayer CD I stumbled upon at midnight last night. Heavier Things.
Reading: The Ice Queen, by Alice Hoffman and slogging through Gilead.
In my head: Ache.