Tuesday, May 10, 2005

The Whitest Woman Marries the Tannest Hick

Kenny Chesney and Rene Zellweger have gotten hitched. This officially marks the marriage of the whitest woman and the tannest hick in show business. I can't wait to see the kids. If you can't really appreciate their respective bodily colors click here. They met in January at a tsunami relief concert. Sounds stable to me. 8-D

8 comments:

  1. Wow! This one came out of the blue. I must not have caught CMT when this one broke out! Renee sort of creeps me out in a way--the whole fat/skinny/fat/skinny thing. Based on that picture, I think I prefer a little meat on her bones. And some sun. And who would have believed that she thought tractors were sexy??

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  2. LOLLL, Os. I was shoooocked, and never thought she'd dig the tractor scene. She def needs to lay out in the sun on Kenny's island and get some sun on that skinny/fat/skinny/fat ass.

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  3. she annoys me too. I love how this was breaking news on CNN.

    Ridiculous.

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  4. LOL! What? It's not important news??? I think I've officially been brainwashed by the media.

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  5. *pouts* I wanted to make the tractor joke...

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  6. I read an article about this when I was getting ready for work this morning. Confused the heck out of me! Seems like such an odd pairing, but whatever.

    I can't wait to hear who gets the tractor when they split up in 3 months.

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  7. LMAO, Heather! Oh well, at least the one who misses out can afford to buy his/her own tractor.

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