As I sat, bar-fly-like, with my friend Rachel, Saturday night all the way through my apple sour and halfway through my Long Island iced tea, I looked out at the sea of anorexic Abercrombie worshippers and one statement came to mind:
"Rachel, these girls all look like tampons."
On TV: Zantac commercial
Music: Bubble gum pop
In my head: The stocks and a pointy stick.