Friday, June 03, 2005

The grossest thing since menstrual clots....

What is the grossest thing since menstrual clots you wonder???

Two people sitting on the same side of a restaurant booth.

Could they not be bothered to unhinge from the hip long enough to engage in a meal...and possible engage each other?? I can understand such behavior if one is 15-22 and getting stroked under the table, but past a certain age and assumed maturity level, just give it up.

On TV: That princess movie based on that Meg Cabbot book.
Reading: Pretty much nothing as my reading life has ground to a screeching halt.
In my head: My potential book - Snowflake Takes a Pool Boy

18 comments:

  1. I would have said it was a toss-up between the clots and a half-nekkid tan toe, but since I haven't seen either, I wouldn't know....

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  2. I would have said the grossest thing is the slops masquerading as food that gets served up at restaraunts that have booths. Oh, BTW osbasso, when I come up for air after sitting too close to M, I'll find time to contribute to half-nekkid thursday :)

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  3. I had the best Mexican food in TX tonight. Booth or no booth it was fan-fucking-tastic. Mmmm, carbs.

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  4. EEEEWWWWW!!! But, Dave and I sit next to each other (if we are minus the girls). Does that make us yucky????
    Gross is the 50+ woman that goes to wally world, bleach blonde, wearing white tight coochie cutters with ass cheeks hanging out and dimpled thighs!! Oh, with black fringed boots!!!

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  5. Val,
    The woman you describe is definitely grosser than sitting next to each other in the booth. I *heart* you.

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  6. Great poimts Andi. I, too, have a blog; a very progressive one.
    http://educationalvignette.blogspot.com/

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  7. Thanks, Howie. That was a subtle advertisement, by the way.

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  8. Democrats don't like booths either? I forgot about TexMex food, BTW. Mebbe one day I'll get to TX and be able to try it from the source..

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  9. Ian,
    TexMex is better than sex. Trust me...I've done my research.

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  10. Better than any sex, or just sex in a booth?

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  11. Hmmm. It appears you've found the hole in my research. No pun intended.

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  12. Ouch. My boyfriend and I started our relationship side sitting in a booth. Now, three years and a baby later, we're still guilty.

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  13. Kristina,
    No offense intended. I've never liked anyone enough to sit that close to them during a meal. lol

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  14. My rag clots look like aborted fetuses. I'll get some fresh batteries in my digicam for when the red river arrives in, oh, six days.

    Hairy toes are grosser than a naked Nancy Regan.

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  15. Oh, and thick, horny toenails.

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  16. Oh, fuck it: let's just go with the whole foot.

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  17. Looking forward to the clots. I'll be digitally enhancing them to post here with little faces and such. Maybe a hat and a pipe.

    I've seen quite a few nice man-feet. Not sure how that happens....maybe because they wear shoes more than I do. I don't do shoes unless absolutely necessary.

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