1) I'm the crimson of a finely steamed lobster.
2) I'm full of corn dog, lemonade, and funnel cake.
3) The county fair was much smaller than I remember from my childhood.
4) Weird mustaches are a mistake. Especially those that look kinda like a goatee with no bottom.
On TV: Taxi
Music: Jann Arden....Living Under June
Reading: The Miserable Mill, by Lemony Snicket