Wednesday, June 29, 2005


Smidgen is old, shaking, and has a chronic case of the poops.

I had a sex dream to rival the *worst* romance-gone-wrong novel last night.

I have to work with idiots all day long.

I don't know what I want for breakfast, so I probably won't have anything for breakfast and I'll starve until 1:00 or 2:00.

I feel a fat day coming on.

*whine whine bitchety whine*

On TV: Weather report.
Music: Still stuck on Rascal Flatts.
Reading: Dunno yet...maybe another Jennifer Crusie.
In my head: Excedrin.


  1. Smidgen and I have alot in common...

    Actually, everything you wrote could have been written by me. Except the sex dream one. I quit having those years ago.

  2. Poor Smidgen! Give him a hug and kiss from me!

    Do tell on the sex dream? My ears are perked!

    I have to work around idiots all day too.

    I had cereal for breakfast and by the time I got to work I was already hungry again.

    I had a fat day last week. I think today is one too.

    What else are blogs for but to whine whine bitchety whine?


  3. We work with idiots. We play with idiots. We are surrounded by idiots. God Bless America.

  4. Os,
    Good to know. She's gray...y'all kinda look alike, too.

    By the way, that's not a shot or anything..I'm graying as well.

  5. Heather,
    The sex dream was about a person I loathe and despise, and I have no idea how he crawled into my subconscious. Ack! We tried having sex and neither of us was having a good time so we stopped. Blahhh.

  6. Pretty much! I saw an America magnet that was red white and blue and said, "These colors don't run." I'm sure the toothless ball-scratcher was listening to Toby Keith as he was driving.

  7. I love the "These colors don't run" stickers that are faded. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Someone should explain irony to those fuckers.

    By the way, in the famous words of Comic Book Guy, "Worst sex dream ever."

  8. Haaa! Doesn't it just make you wanna hump their tires?


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