Monday, July 25, 2005

Diesel

The carpet cleaning man is here with his big hose running out our front door and down the driveway, and I (locked up in my bedroom) smell the distinct aroma of diesel fuel. Since when did the carpet cleaning stop smelling like daisies and muffins and start smelling like petro products?? I object!

16 comments:

  1. since i have nothing to say about your carpet cleaning experiences i will simply say this: we are, in all probability, less than four weeks away from D day. Count em down, folks!! This kid is coming OUT!!!

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  2. is he hot at least??

    I think pron has warped my brain into thinking that all service people should be 'serviceable.'

    It all comes back to the pron.

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  3. pron. is that codeword for porn??

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  4. Oh my heavens...I'm almost an aunt! Honorary aunt? Step god-aunt once removed??

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  5. Steph,
    I only saw him from the back, but he had a nice back and arm. That pron will get you every time.

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  6. apparently if you offer the cleaning guy choccie biscuits it means your up for it...i saw this on a tv show callled "sex on the job"...it seemed pretty reliable

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  7. Big Hose? Pron? Choccie treats? What strange and weird post have I stumbled upon?

    Damn me and my typos - the reason for the previous post being deleted. Course, I haven't bothered to reread this one, so gawd only knows what I'm going to see one I hit publish? (no I never learn, incorrigible=me)

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  8. AMS,
    I never heard that!!! I'll have to stock up!

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  9. Fence,
    We can be sisters in typo-ness because I still haven't gotten my damn laptop screen fixed. My typos get progressively worse all the time.

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  10. I like your typos. I get a kick out of it when you get mad at your laptop screen. It is part of your charm.

    Is it weird to say I like the smell of diesel?

    Like Vin Diesel? Hahahahaha

    Sorry, I'm in a very weird mood today.

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  11. I was trying to keep the porn search hits down.

    Ive seen lots of people use it :(

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  12. Thank you darling, Heather. You're too good to me. My mom does not enjoy the rabid cussing coming from my room when I notice my typos, though. ;o)

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  13. Steph,
    Bring on the pervs. They'll be very pissed off and disappointed when they find my virtually sexless blog.

    PORN MONKEY NUT VIRGIN PUSSY CHOMPERS.

    Let's see who that brings in.

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  14. ok- so porn porn porn porn porn porn porn rules.

    and im thinking that Virgin Pussy Chompers sounds like a great band name.

    Trademark it now!!

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  15. Too late. I've already claimed it for my band. The whole name though--Porn Monkey Nut & the Virgin Pussy Chompers. We play an eclectic blend of Dean Martin lounge music and Scandanavian speed/death metal. We'll be playing poolside at Motel 6 next weekend. You should come hear us!

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  16. Damnit, Os beat us, Steph. I'm there at the Motel 6, though. Play on Chompers.

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