Monday, July 25, 2005
HA Frickety HAAAA!
I called this morning and confirmed my spot as incoming graduate assistant for the fall. As much as I loathe the 'brary these days I didn't want to hop around yelling, "Two weeks notice! Two fuckin' weeks notice, bitches!!" until I was positive they hadn't skeerewed up at the university. Now that I have the all clear I will frolick up into the place today at 11 and air hump my way to Lazy Boss's office and pronounce my winding-downness. Did I mention I'm quitting a week early? I'M QUITTING A WEEK EARLY. This gives me more opportunity to go to NM if I still have the cash, zip over to Waco for a weekend, and generally be lazy and read myself into a coma before starting back to the grind of academia. My summer course will be finishing up around the time I'm finished at the 'brary, and that'll give me three glorious weeks to lay in bed and while away the hours in solitude and utter bliss surrounded by puppies and twinkie wrappers. I cannot WAIT to be a library patron and enjoy the wonderfulness of perusing the stacks without having to re-shelve the stragglers or kiss the asses of bored administrators with nothing to do but water flowers and repaint anything that'll sit still. Freeedom! Freeeedom! To the tune of George Michael's song of the same name.