Here are the interview questions for Cincy, Os, and David...
1. If you could be any Napoleon Dynamite character who would you be and why?
2. If you were a NASCAR driver (God forbid) who would you choose to sponsor your car and have plastered all over it?
3. If you were playing truth or dare what is the grossest concoction you would dare someone to drink?
4. In order to save the world from bloody destruction, would you take one for the team and sleep with Rosie O'Donnell? Elaborate on the why and how.
5. If you wrote a book, what would the title be?
1. If you had the cash to buy a country, which one would you choose and why?
2. If you could concoct a best-selling candy bar, which yummy ingredients would you choose and what would you call it?
3. If you hadn't gone into a career in 'puters what would've been your alternative choice? Discuss.
4. Would you rather be bitched at by Simon from American Idol or that guy from Hell's Kitchen?? Why?
5. In your opinion, what is the best book ever written and why did it thrill you so?
1. If you had a tattoo that covered your entire back, what would it be and why?
2. What would your drag queen name be? Explain.
3. If the dancing Six Flags man showed up at your door and you could choose the song to dance to, what would it be?
4. Choose "screw" "date" or "marry" for the following celebs:
Kathy Lee Gifford
5. Which would you rather take part in -- a 5 mile run or jello wrestling with Steven Segal? Discuss.