Yeah, I'm a slacker. I didn't even visit my usual HNT staples today. Why? I was busy laying in bed, eating brownies, and chatting with D. I did leave the house for about two hours in order to go to Wal-Mart and buy hooker red nail polish, ATM some money to hand over to my mother, and I stopped by the library.
It was supremely fulfilling to answer a man at the reference desk with, "No, sir, I do NOT work here." Mega-bitch was in with Embarrassed Hubby checking out movies. They looked at me as if I had three heads because I wasn't behind the desk giving them verbal fellatio. I sneered, and went back to ignoring them. Happy DANCE!
Tomorrow's menu: Much slothfulness except for the fish tank cleaning. Tomorrow night, much merrymaking and frivolity. There might be an amaretto sour involved. Watch out!
On TV: Crap.
Listening to: Gavin Degraw (baby daddy)
Reading: The back of my eyelids.
In my head: Endless possibilities and imaginary scenarios.