Why the bloody hell does the handyman never CALL before showing up?? It never fails I'm....
a) In bed and half-nekkid
b) In a bathing suit
I'll be SO GLAD whenever he gets FINISHED!
Today he showed up, I'm in pj's because I don't have to leave until 2:30 to go to the college for registration and staff development. I answer the door in a bleary-eyed fog to him looking surprised and asking, "Oh, were you asleep??" No fuckwad, I'm in my pj's and don't know my own name all the time. YES, I was asleep. Or at least I was workin' on it awfully damn hard.
If anyone says I should've been up and dressed, poop on your head. I'm on vacation. I won't get to stay in my pajamas again until December.