Things I should have already done today:
Finished cleaning this here 12th Circle.
Started reading my assignment.
Addendum: Should've done my syllabi for the three courses I'm TEACHING!
What I've done:
Watched Montel Williams (Sylvia Browne was the guest...she amuses me).
Ate salad and a piece of turtle pie.
What I will do in the next little while:
Blow-dry my hair.
Watch Ellen Degeneres and then Oprah.
Begin reading the most boring assignment since the invention of the printing press. Thank you, Mr. Gutenberg...kiss my pasty pale tail.
Addendum: The three syllabi for the courses I'm TEACHING!