Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Snot Monster

The Snot Monster

It's October 18th, and the Snot Monster is making his first appearance for my yearly pre-birthday cold. His big ass is clogging up my nose and ears and making my throat hurt, thus bringing with him an apathy that shall remain unequalled until this time next year. And he looks like Elton Fucking John.

TV: Hate it.
Music: When I get in the car.
Reading: Titles imposed upon me by The Man. Damn The Man.
In my head: Oodles of mucous.


  1. Ugh, Elton John huh? Sounds like a nightmare. I'm just getting over a doozy of a cold/flu myself; I hate that you have one too! Get lots of rest, drink lots of fluids, and, geeeez, read something you want to read for a change!!!

  2. You know, everyone around me is getting sick, now even on the net. I know I am going to get it soon, I just wish I could get it and get it over with already.

  3. mmmmm...oodles of mucus! deeelish! blow it out girl, blow it out! hope you feel better soon.

  4. Heather,
    Luckily the readings I'm doing right now are things I want to read AND things that I can squeeze a paper out of. Yay for multi-tasking.

  5. The Snot Monster is coming for YOU Opaco. Get ready. He's got his Elton glasses all shined up.

  6. Thanks, Funky. And I spelled mucus wrong in my post didn't I? Fuck. I'm sick. It's a good excuse.

  7. Awww, Andi he must have left me and went straight to you. I knew he was a player. He even sounds like Elton don't you thing? Hope ya feel better soon!

  8. i love it! the snot monster!

  9. Kalani,
    He's a bastard. Let's exterminate him.

    Can I call you Mitz??

    Don't say that too loud or he'll come after you, too.

  10. Thanks for the distraction. Nice rants. It's a sleepless world out there and 3 AM seems to come around about 1/2 hour after 10 PM.

  11. No problem, Weird. I do what I can. I'm hoping for less ranting...and tossing and turning tonight.


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