Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Do what I say and you shan't be sorry!

Go read THIS. It's a hilarious entry from Joshilyn Jackson's blog, and it made me cackle.


  1. "...that those BRATZ dolls (which already creep me out) have CHANGEABLE FEET. Yikes. You can yoink their feet right off and stick on entirely NEW feet. It is because they have such complicated, hookery shoes, so you can't actually CHANGE the shoes themselves. I won't have those things in my house. They are so NOSELESS and HORRIFYING. I think they have no noses because they did not get their syphilis treated, and the dern things rotted right off. Now they have brain lesions and dementia, and THAT explains the hacking off their own feet any time they want to change shoes.

    My new policy is to only buy toys that do not exhibit the symptoms of untreated venereal diseases. I am all about Polly Pocket and My Little Pony."

    I totally love her!

  2. That lion scared the shit out of me, Andi.

  3. Heather,
    Me too! She's soooo funny!

    A lil chicken like you would naturally be afraid of a lion like that. He could gobble you up in one bite.


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