Amanda tagged me! This is the opening sentence for each month I blogged in 2005.
February: I had a blog before...it died...and now I'm back.
March: Today was "eh."
April: I just woke up from a delicious nap, so wish me luck posting this with any semblance of clarity.
May: Today was a bit of a rollercoaster....surprises around every turn, just when I thought life had become devoid of them.
June: From the moment I woke up yesterday I was in a state of bowel-twisting anxiety.
July: Alright my lovelies...help me decide.
August: My unborn twin is trying to gnaw out the back of my head today.
September: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GOVERNMENT DOING????
October: I haven't had much fodder for posting lately (and I've been doing a lot of sleeping), but I had to share this tidbit.
November: I'm alive!!
December: To answer Os's last comment, "No, I did not throw up."