Picture it with me. Goose emerges from his shower. His hair is a bit droopier after a washing. He looks surprisingly like Jesus; especially with a towel on his head. All he really needs is a rope to tie around and maybe a hammer. He coughs the hacking, wheezing, toenail ripping cough of an 80-year-old Jewish hospice patient. I say, "And Jesus coughed." Jeremy says, "Isn't that the shortest verse in the Bible?" I reply, "Jesus coughed. And the platypus came into the world."