Monday, March 20, 2006

Trash landing....

I lived through my teaching experience today with minimal emotional scarring and almost no rotten fruit thrown at my head. I'll be teaching again Wednesday, so please keep up the steady stream of chanty prayers or whatever.

This is a total worthless bullshit post in which I will pass some kickass links.

Abe Vigoda...just click on it, damnit.

And my favorite Long & Foster real estate agent:


Compliments of the Johnny Utah Symposium. The funniest shit this side of anything.

20 comments:

  1. I meant to ask you about the teaching part, but I think I had already left campus.

    How did it go?

    I know that I'd much rather have Susan observing me teach than many of other profs.

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  2. It went well! The group I was teaching was a really good one. I think my biggest problem was that they beat me to all the good points I wanted to make! And that's the type of problem I like havin'.

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  3. mama say mama sa mama goo suh he he. there's my chanty prayer. enjoy.

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  4. OMG Andi! That agent is located in my area! I know who I'm calling when I'm ready to make my next purchase!! You are so funny. Glad teaching went well, I'll be saying some voodoo prayers for ya!

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  5. Funkay!!!! I would SO send you one of my kidneys for prosperity if you hired Gay Horney. You're already my idol, but you'd be my supa-badass idol if you did that! Muahahahaha!

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  6. Speaking of the Johnny Utah Symposium, go to the link regarding the marriage contract some crazy guy composed for his wife.

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  7. I wanna go to a school where you can throw rotten fruit at the professors!

    Seriously, I'm glad you didn't need a rain coat today. And I refuse to believe Abe Vigoda is still alive. The guy was 102 when I was in 6th grade.

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  8. I just love Gay's work not to mention her hairstyle!

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  9. OK, I'll check it out in a few, Elise. Trying to get some caffeine in my system at the mo'. I wanna die. There was TRAFFIC on the interstate this morning. WTF?

    LOL, Catie. We check on Abe a few times a week. That website cracks me up.

    AMS, she's one happenin' bitch. I hope to God her last name is pronounced "Hornay" or something. Who am I kidding? That wouldn't help enough to count!

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  10. I'll keep the candles lit at church so you survive teaching next time. And it looks like I've found my next realtor!

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  11. Wow...Both of those links were really random.

    Ohhh...a random-link-a-day blog would be lots of fun...I may start working on that :)

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  12. Oooh, that's a good idea, Nicky! I love randomness.

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  13. that Abe ebsite is just wrong. wrong man.

    (teehee)

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  14. Beware the snake who gives the teacher a shiny red apple.

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  15. But Snicker bars are totally acceptable!

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  16. I thought it was funny when I saw a realty sign today with the realtor's name "Mary Jane" today.. but Gay Horney kicks all over Mary Jane's ass.

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  17. Sam,
    Gay Horney is the mother of all real estate agents. From her loins, the others rose to greatness.

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