I lived through my teaching experience today with minimal emotional scarring and almost no rotten fruit thrown at my head. I'll be teaching again Wednesday, so please keep up the steady stream of chanty prayers or whatever.
This is a total worthless bullshit post in which I will pass some kickass links.
Abe Vigoda...just click on it, damnit.
And my favorite Long & Foster real estate agent:
Compliments of the Johnny Utah Symposium. The funniest shit this side of anything.