BTW, when confronted with those Jehova type people at your door, tell them you're catholic, and watch them practically convulse into fits! Trust me, they'll never darken your doorstep again! :)
I had my first JW experience when I lived in NC. I was living in sin with my boyfriend at the time, so when I told them that they practically melted like slugs in a salt bath. It was quite a rush!
You shouldn't be "seeing" us at that time of morning.... You need to work on those sleep cycles, girl!
ReplyDeleteMy morning has been a complete asswhip. Fucking door to door salesmen.
ReplyDeleteOs, we had a bit of a get-together, so I didn't get home until 2:45 or so (maybe later). Had to unwind.
ReplyDeleteJeremy, I woke up about five wantin' to throw up my toenails. More a result of snot in my head than drinking though. Blah.
actually, it was jehovah's witnesses. WTF?
ReplyDeleteWe had some Jehovah-lit left on our porch last week. They must be out in force.
ReplyDeleteAndi, you have beautiful eyes.
ReplyDeleteBTW, when confronted with those Jehova type people at your door, tell them you're catholic, and watch them practically convulse into fits! Trust me, they'll never darken your doorstep again! :)
p.s. Same thing goes for the morman missionary's that do the door-to-door saving souls schtik.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Vixen!
ReplyDeleteI had my first JW experience when I lived in NC. I was living in sin with my boyfriend at the time, so when I told them that they practically melted like slugs in a salt bath. It was quite a rush!
Why do you keep staring at me?
ReplyDeleteYou lived in sin with your boyfriend?? I'm SOOOoooo disappointed....
ReplyDeleteJeremy,
ReplyDeleteProbably because I'm too damn lazy to write something of substance.
Os, you are not.
Tori Amos at 3 a.m. -- I've definately been there!
ReplyDeleteLOL! It's a good moody song. And I was!
ReplyDeleteGod I love this picture! You have the most beautiful eyes and the greates eyebrows!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Funky!
ReplyDeletesweet that means you KNOW im going to email you im just a lazy ASSSSSSS.
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