Monday, April 03, 2006

Venomous Vixen


It is an unmistakably Kat Auster morning. I've officially begun to gauge the day by what rock star I feel like emulating. Another weird habit to add to the list.

I'm still venomous this morning. I fucking hate everything. I blame this on a chemical imbalance. It's days like this that I miss the dark, sweet teat of Zoloft.

On the way to work I found myself calling multiple people in traffic "cuntfaces." Ladylike, eh?? Not gonna lose any sleep over it.

I'm now sitting at work, listening to Ani DiFranco because I can do that at work, and it's days like these that I thank Jehovah (God) for that. Tomorrow I'm bringing my digital camera to work so I can show you all a picture of our newly constructed altar to Yoda. We have a Yoda. They decided he needed an altar. Who am I to disagree? Yoda is one of the few deities I could get behind.

My whining is even uninteresting to me. I had a whole post worked out on the way to work. I must've left it in the car.

15 comments:

  1. Ahhhhhh Zoloft induced days are infinitely more boring, Andi! LOL Though it did help me sleep, it left me feeling like an unemotional twat the rest of the time. I prefer feeling my emotions and trying my best to work them out. Though, if I go overboard again, I'll probably go back on it.

    And you're allowed to call anyone a cuntface in your car. It's your car. Cuss accordingly! ;)

    Can't wait for the Yoda altar! Interesting, yes, those pictures will be.

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  2. Vix,
    I used to take a whopping 25-50mgs of Zoloft a day and it didn't leave me feeling comatose...just happy. Quicky to laugh, not so quick to break anyone's neck.

    I curse like a pro. There should be an Olympic event for it.

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  3. We should all worship at the alter of JeYoda, provided it is original SW variety, and not prequel-dude :)

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  4. oooooo an Olympic Cussing Event! I think we should start that ourselves! LOL

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  5. Fence, he's definitely original SW! He was here in the lab way before the new stuff came out. Now he's decked out with bamboo, incense, and even a zen sand garden. Yoda is swanky.

    Vixen, I'm game!!!

    Os, of course he is. Lift his little tunic and you get an eye full.

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  6. awww, poor Andi - I hate days like these and especially monday's! I hope you feel better later. Go home, take a hot shower and drink some wine. That might make it better...or worse, who knows?

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  7. Funkster,
    My bad mood has mellowed a bit. I don't hate my hair and my ass and stupid drivers quite as much as I did this morning. Although, wine could still be a good thing.

    No, no not if I'm going to read the most boring book known to man.

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  8. I work out posts in my car, too. Lose most of them. Lost my digital recorder, so that sucks as well.

    Cuntface - excellent word.

    Don't ask me about the time my dad asked me how to spell the C word. It was hilarious. But my mom wasn't too happy.

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  9. NonGF,
    I have a digital recorder but I keep forgetting to put it in my car. Lotta good that does me.

    Explaining the C-word to your dad...can only imagine that would turn out badly. I hope your mom wasn't near the kitchen knives.

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  10. Shitbird is the best word to use when driving around jackasses. I've found it to be quite relaxing and empowering.

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  11. I love my chemical imbalances. My mood swings make me a mystery boy.

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  12. J,
    I like cuntfaces actually. It's even edgier than shitbird. Right now I'm letting it all wash away as I listen to Willie Nelson and Pat Green.

    Todd,
    That you are. I call you mystery boy all the time in casual conversation. Do you wear all black and paint your nails? That would up the mystery factor at least half a mystery-point.

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  13. ah, ani at work. is there any higher form of zen?

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  14. Brian, there is decidedly no higher form of zen! I've checked all the zen handbooks and it's official.

    Except maybe 2 Live Crew at work. Haven't tried that.

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