I was surfing around the other day and discovered a random blog (won't name names) that seems bent on trashing other random blogs that the author runs across. Guess whose blog was at the top o'the page and commented upon? Yes, that would be mine. Here's a section of what was written about ole Tripping Toward Lucidity...
"...get yourself some rechargable batteries, take a Midol, and, um... I detect pent-up sexual frustration so might want to rub one out or get you some trim real soon. But whatever you do, DO NOT take out your angst on innocent electronic devices, that just adds the pain of having done something stupid to the rest of the mix, and it accomplishes nothing. So lighten-up, knuckle-down, put some out, and stick it in -- sage advice straight from... "
Now, one might think I would be angry to see my angst called out in the depths of the blogosphere, but alas, I had myself a hearty chuckle once I got over the astounding rhetorical craftsmanship the blogger exhibits. Let me briefly address the commentary point by point.
1. "get yourself some rechargeable batteries" - CHECK!
2. "take a Midol" - I prefer Aleve, which I've made abundantly clear here.
3. "I detect pent-up sexual frustration" - no fuckin' shit. There's a reason I've been labeled "the perv" amongst my friends, and my nightstand houses more hardware than Bob Vila's garage.
4. "angst" - you know where the "next blog" button is, champ!
Listening: "Something Beautiful"...Cauterize
Edit: Someone just found my blog by searching "men in panties." I don't really dig that. I'm more into men wearing eyeliner.