My left ovary HURTS! Hurts like a flaming knife actually. Not sure what the hell's up with that, but it HURTS! Hurts, hurts, hurts! I hope it stops before the date. Maybe it's lonely, and that's why it hurts. But it can just lay off and shut up because it'll be a while before it has any "close friends."
I'm at work on a Sunday, grading papers, whiling away the hours until the moment of truth tonight. And my fucking ovary hurts. Did I mention that?
I'm so uninteresting.
22 papers down, 22 to go. Fuck me.
Listening: "Ride"...Cary Brothers