Friday, November 10, 2006

Birthday Lovin'.....

Last year on my birthday I asked the day's visitors to dream up the most outlandish present they could think of. I've decided it's a good tradition to carry on, SO, if you could get me ANYTHING in the world...what would it be. A gold star for everyone who says Hugh Laurie!

And Os is too sweet. Go check out his birthday tribute HERE.


  1. I would have Hugh Laurie presenting you your Ph.D., but instead of a diploma, it would be gift certificates for the newest line of Dr. Claw products, including the Home Ovary Tickler, the Home Mammary Shaper, and the ever-popular Home Butt Pucker Kit. He would also mention things like "vomitously horrid" and "asswhip". While you were wearing the OsShirt.

    Hmmm... This has turned from outlandish gift to favorite fantasy. Oops!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I enjoyed a rousing evening of strip cribbage (seriously!) on my 26th birthday. Hope yours is a little more exciting, but with the same results!

  2. Happy Birthday!! For you on your birthday, all the way from Canada, I would get you Hugh Laurie, dressed in his birthday suit and a hat shaped like a cake with 26 candles in it, presenting you with a Ph.D. while riding a moose. Entertaining no?

  3. Happy Birthday! I'm glad you finally saw "Shaun of the Dead" If you truly want to crush on 'Shaun', watch "Human Traffic".
    As for a gift... I'll have to get back to you once I read more of your blog...

  4. how about a shopping spree at barnes (or bookstore of your choice), to be followed by naughty encounter with hugh laurie behind the information desk?

  5. Hi Andi,

    Happy Birthday! I'd get you dinner with Siri Hustvedt and Paul Auster where they'd give you a complete set of first editions of all their works and Hugh Laurie would be your date.

    PS: I don't know if you remember me. I used to belong to some of the Yahoo book groups.

  6. I found your through Os.

    Happy Birthday!!

  7. Happy Birthday!!! Wow so many of my bloggy friends are November babies. Like me. :)

    I would find a house elf for you. Say no to housework!

    Ari (Baking and Books)

  8. Happy Birthday, hot stuff! I would make you Queen of the whole cunting world.

  9. How about a private jet to take you to Hugh's backyard for a private BBQ. After the BBQ, he'll take you dancing with the cast of Scrubs. After dancing, Hugh gives you a sponge bath while singing to you. Then he reads you your favorite book to put you to sleep.

    Next year.

  10. Happy Birthday!!!

    I would get you Hugh Laurie wearing that cool Haiku shirt (you'd have to take it off of him, actually, as the shirt's part of the gift) with whipped cream and a cherry on top - on top of the Hugh, that is. Plus, I think you could use one of those vibrating chairs you see at the mall, definitely.

    Geez, I want a house elf.

    Hope you are partying safely. I had to say that, I'm a mother.

  11. I'd get ya anything your little heart desires!!

  12. Happy Birthday!

    I would respectfully ask Hugh Laurie if he would conduct the Mormon Tabernacle Choir in a performance of Meatloaf's epic Bat Out of Hell trilogy in your honor, with special emphasis placed on the Todd Rundgren compositions.

  13. I would not get you Hugh Laurie. I would give you a wake up with no hangover and only happy thoughts of your fun night.

  14. Oh, Beth! Perfect! :)

    Os, you're so inventive. My uterus feels loved. No strip cribbage, but there was much drinking, dancing, and cuddling.

    Heather, the moose really pushes it over the top. I'll take it!

    Melon, I will most certainly check out Human Traffic. Sounds fabulous! It's going on the Netflix list as we speak.

    Soj, you've successfully blended my two biggest fantasies. BIG gold star for you!

    Annie, of course I remember you! It's so good to see you. I hope you'll stop by again!

    Thanks, Fame! I hope you'll come by again sometime!

    Ari, RIGHT ON! House elves for everyone!

    Todd!!! My favorite word!!! Love you long time!

    Holy crap, Kat. I think the addition of the Scrubs cast is a stroke of pure, unadulterated brilliance. Blessings on your head, child!

    Nancy, your gift is also a stroke of genius! I love the addition of the haiku shirt. I would peel him like an orange.

    Awww, thanks, Addict!!!

    Oh Goose, I should've known I could leave it to you to bring the Mormon Tabernacle Choir into the mix. You do Meatloaf proud!

    Dale, yours is the only one to come true. Thanks for the fabulous gift. :)

  15. Hugh Laurie's magical sperm meeting with your fabulous eggs....

  16. Happy Belated Birthday!!

    I would give you the winning Powerball numbers. With a buttload of money, you can live life at your own pace, put Estella's Revenge into major printing, travel at whim, and fly Hugh Laurie in for an occasional dinner just to chat. I would also make sure that winning the Powerball wouldn't result in negativity so that you can enjoy it without having to worry about losing everything (which seems to happen to almost every lottery winner). :)


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