The snot monster is here for his yearly visit; he just happens to be early!
If you're not sure what the heck I'm talking about and fear I might be hallucinating, let me explain. I get sick this time of year every year. Seemingly on my birthday. However, the snot monster (illness) seems to be early since it's just mid-September. It started with Rocketboy, moved to Greyson, Chuck was the next victim, now there's Rocketgirl and myself. My sinuses hurt so badly I could positively claw my face off.
I'll be back when I'm well enough to be upright.