Saturday, September 03, 2005

Ago-Go-licous

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGOOOO-GOOOOO!!!!! Today has been a bit of a mess, so I am dreadfully late, but I have been thinking of you my dear!

Ago-go is one of my favorite blog peeps for a great many reasons a few of which include:

1. She's make-me-pee funny.
2. Wicked sassy.
3. Intimidatingly intelligent.
4. Kind enough to keep us all stocked up on bellydancing photos.

Ago-go, you are truly one of the royalest of blog goddesses, and I love reading your blog every day. You are one of my addictions! I hope you had a wonderful birthday filled with good laughs, good friends, gummy worm birthday dessert, and naked men.

Loves!


For once, someone has not done something to piss me off personally, but I'm second hand pissed off. This homage to mean people sucking, which should actually be titled Mean, Heartless, Blood Sucking Bastards Suck, is for D. This is me giving the finger to the bastard assholes that run his apartment complex. May they all meet a violent death that leaves them mangled and eaten by wildlife. People REALLY suck!

Friday, September 02, 2005

On a lighter note: A lame attempt to keep my head from exploding...

The funkiest of Funky Bees tagged me. I've already done one of these, so I picked the fun questions I liked and will answer those...

Seven:things that are in my fridge right now...
1. Lemon meringue pie (yummm)
2. Sliced deli turkey
3. ‘Picy Mootard (spicy mustard)
4. Diet root beer
5. Leftover baked chicken
6. Diet Caffeine-Free Coke and Diet Caffeine-Free Dr. Pepper
7. Flower seeds


Television programs that are on my 'Now Playing List' on my TiVo...I don't have TiVo but if I did….
1. Desperate Housewives
2. Brat Camp
3. 30-Minute Meals with Rachel Ray
4. The Daily Show
5. Family Guy
6. American Dad
7. Lost


7 of the items in my lingerie drawer….
1. “Martini” panties….white with varied martinis on them
2. The best pushup bra in the WORLD. Crimson and paisley.
3. VERY FEW thongs. Anal floss is the devil.
4. Red corset and panty set.
5. My favorite pink babydoll.
6. A black body stocking that goes great with any little dress.
7. Some bills.


Things I should be doing right now, instead of wasting time on the computer...
1. Reading
2. Reading
3. Reading
4. Eating my lemon meringue pie
5. Reading
6. Reading
7. Prepping for Monday’s labs

I can't not say it anymore.....

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GOVERNMENT DOING???? Or, shall I say, "Why aren't you doing more?"

I'm listening to Trent Lott on CNN right now. He's sympathizing with the Katrina victims because he's been through a number of hurricanes, tornados, and ice storms he says (and we all know that's the same). He says, "People get upset and hurt when they don't have food, water, or a bath for three or four days." FUCK YOU, Trent Lott. What about the dead bodies, the snipers, and the raw sewage??? What about the people hovering on rooftops waiting for someone to save them??

Mr. Lott is perfectly happy with government response to Katrina. Mr. Lott continues to insist "I don't mean to minimize what these people are going through..." as he goes on to say, "but they've just lost everything they have and they're mad." THEY'RE DYING YOU FUCKRAG!!!

I have never been so pissed off at the government in my entire life. Some may say the complaining doesn't do any good, but if it takes a truckload of bitching from the American people to get something done, so be it. I feel it our job as citizens to NEVER let the government off easy. Make your voices heard and get results.

My university will be taking on approximately 500 displaced students from the affected Gulf Coast areas in the next weeks. Reunion Arena is being used to house evacuees, and if you'd like to help go see The American Red Cross.
 
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